This one was a while back but it’s a good one…
Me: You’re a silly girl.
Jacq: But not silly like a bitch, right?
Shawn: What did you say?
Jacq: Not silly like bitch, right?
Shawn: Don’t you ever say that! (commences fussing at her)
Jacq sobs.
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Kiefer, after throwing a toy in the air and watching it fall: Damn.
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Kiefer, after trying to use the potty: And pee come out my pena… and cupcakes.
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Kiefer: You drivin’ me crazy, mama.
Me: No I’m not.
Kiefer: Yes, you is.
Wow!
If I were still in college, I’d try that cupcakes line.
You never know.