- I thought it was harmless that my daughter wanted to watch America's Got Talent. Then they brought out the male strippers. 4 months ago
- @JimGaffigan I witherspooned it one time. Got drunk and said, "Do you know how I am?" It was awesome. 4 months ago
- @JimGaffigan You're trending on Facebook due to "Hot Pockets." Somehow you knew they were nasty before everyone else in America. 8 months ago
Tag Archives: Kiefer
Kiefer: Mama! Jacq-a-wan bein’ rude on me! ************* Shawn: Leave your shirt on. Kiefer: No, I have to take it off. Do Naked Dance. ************* Kiefer: You text Ryan’s mommy?
Kiefer: I wub you. Me: I love you, too. Listen, I’m sorry I’m grumpy today, I’m just really tired. Kiefer, pointing at my mouth: Wet me see in dere. (I open my mouth) Kiefer: It sho is gwumpy in dere.
Kiefer: I want to get naked. Me: Right now? Kiefer: (takes his clothes off)
Kiefer is a sweet boy but when food or treats are involved, all bets are off. He shoves his mouth full and wants more, more, more as fast as he can get it. So imagine my surprise when he thought … Continue reading
Jacquelyn: Lots of words rhyme with cat. Cat, sat, rat, hat…wait. Cat. Sat, hat, mat, fat…rat! Kiefer: Jacq-a-wan, be quiet.
Kiefer to the neighbor as he pulled up his shirt: Wook! I got small boobies!