Tag Archives: State

Jacq: “ Mama, I changed my mind. I want to be a pumpkin for Halloween.” Kiefer: “Yeah. And I want to be a bird that flies… and poops on pumpkins.”

Jacq, randomly: We’re human. Kiefer: Human? No! Yuck! (Further proof of my belief that Kiefer must be alien.)

Jacquelyn: Lots of words rhyme with cat. Cat, sat, rat, hat…wait. Cat. Sat, hat, mat, fat…rat! Kiefer: Jacq-a-wan, be quiet.