Sometimes I get these visions or flash forwards of Kiefer as a teenager. I see him doing keg stands and getting hauled off to jail by the cops, not for being a criminal but for deciding to moon the principal or streaking at noon… on a Sunday. This morning was one of those moments.
Kiefer is still a dirty little boy who uses questionable language when the opportunity presents itself. As we left the bus stop this morning after getting Jacquelyn safely off to school, Kiefer turned to one of our neighbors who is the father of Jacq’s closest friend, and yelled, “Bye Mr. Booty Butt Josh!” And then he laughed his ass off.