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Conversation at the State House

Jacq: “ Mama, I changed my mind. I want to be a pumpkin for Halloween.” Kiefer: “Yeah. And I want to be a bird that flies… and poops on pumpkins.”

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Conversations with Kiefer

Kiefer: Momma, may I go commando? Continue reading

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Conversations with Kiefer

Kiefer, yelling from the stairs: Mom, I sucked up my crying!

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Conversation at the State House

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Conversations with Kiefer

Me: I don’t know why you are naked. Kiefer: My dad said I can drive naked. *********************************** Kiefer, on the way to go fishing: I am all jacked up! *********************************** Me: I’m so proud of you! You are such a … Continue reading

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Conversations at the State House

Jacq, randomly: We’re human. Kiefer: Human? No! Yuck! (Further proof of my belief that Kiefer must be alien.)

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Conversations with Kiefer

Boy at Chick-fil-a: My name is Tyler. Kiefer: I-I-I got underwear in my pocket. Ta Da!! (Pulls underwear out of pocket to show the boy.) ************ Me: I love you, Kiefer. Kiefer: I wub you, Baby Mama.

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